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Photo 2 Oct 65,358 notes astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

Photo 2 Oct 880,576 notes pethanio:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

:D reblogging because this is amazing

pethanio:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

:D reblogging because this is amazing

Text 2 Oct 62,825 notes
Video 2 Oct 411 notes

dolldear:

♡ hair bun crowns! 1 | 2 | 3 ♡

Video 2 Oct 28,477 notes

underbaeksthunderthighs:

ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind

It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash

Photo 2 Oct 486,080 notes brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

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via Jililifish.
Photo 2 Oct 772,746 notes catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

via Jililifish.
Text 2 Oct 129,353 notes

boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

Text 1 Oct 146,311 notes

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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Text 1 Oct 189,765 notes

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

(Source: cutevictim)

Photo 1 Oct 325,735 notes m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

(Source: whenthingsgoterriblywrong)

Video 1 Oct 126,760 notes

annieaddickted:

I love the vagina

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Photo 1 Oct 287,565 notes fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

Video 1 Oct 747,570 notes

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